Wednesday, September 24, 2008

MUST READ: The Ridiculous Race

In the spring of 2007, television writers Steve Hely & Vali Chandrasekaran challenged each other to a race around the world.  The only catch: no airplanes.  As they ripped through twenty-four countries on five continents in their pursuit of victory (and Los Angeles’ best bottle of Scotch, the grand prize), they had countless crazy experiences, ranging from attempting to purchase a custom-built jetpack in Mexico to a blind date in Sweden.  Their adventures are chronicled in The Ridiculous Race, a book that must be highlighted and underlined… it’s that funny.  People Magazine (no underline) describes it as ‘Riotous fun” and Wired says it, “Reads like a 300-page Simpsons episode.” 

In fact, I’m pretty sure that you, Reader, will not be complete without racing out to pick up a copy for you and five of your friends. 

As you all know, when I come across something I deem a PURPLE COW I must pass it on - and this book was more than that.  I was lucky enough to come across Steve via the Ridiculous Race Facebook page and he kind enough to answer a few not-so-Ridiculous questions.  Enjoy!

Really Playing for Pizza: On the cover of the book, the premise of The Ridiculous Race is described as, “26,000 miles. 2 guys. 1 globe. No airplanes.”  Seems pretty simple – but it quickly took on a life of its own.  How exactly did you guys think of this idea, and more importantly, how did you convince a book publishing company to pay for it?

STEVE: The hard part was the convincing.  A good deal of excited babble came out of our mouths but those listening didn’t quite understand exactly how this would take shape.  So Vali and I staged a small demonstration.  We decided to send each other off on the most intense weekend possible: we each planned a weekend for the other guy, packed a bag for him, revealing no details.  The only rule was you had to leave work at your regular time on Friday and be back for work on Monday.  On the appointed Friday we met, and exchanged manila envelopes containing destinations, itineraries, etc.  As it turned out I sent Vali to Alaska, and he sent me to Cuba.  We wrote up what happened, and that was our proposal.

RPP: In addition to the Ridiculous Race, you and Vali also had a number of other ‘contests’ along the way.  Can you describe some of your side wagers along with a full explanation of the Awesomeness contest (Including winners)? 

Both of us wanted to come back with the better stories.  That spirit of competition was a good motivator - when I was alone and tired in Finland or some place, and my body was desperately screaming at me to go to sleep, I’d think “Vali’s probably doing something great right now,” and I’d have to keep going.  In this way we nearly killed each other through mutual exhaustion.   

RPP: When I was living in Italy, I picked up a lot of great slang words with absolutely fascinating insight into the local culture.  Same is true when I was in Japan, where I learned that Bakku-Shan literally means ‘a girl who is pretty from behind but not from the front.’)  What is the coolest local word you learned along your travels?

The only word I tend to learn anywhere is “thank you.”  Throw that around enough in the local language and people tend to view you as at least harmless.

RPP: Readers of this blog have become especially familiar with Italy, a country that you visited for an unofficial ‘Volpe Family Reunion.’  What were your impressions (or most humorous moments) of this crazy country?

You really can’t go wrong in Italy.  When I just followed meandering roads and stopped whenever I was tired, somehow delicious food would end up in my mouth and stunning views would appear in front of me and charming old people would start talking to me.  I would not understand them.  

RPP: Please rank yourself and Vali (separately) in this (noncomprehensive) list of famous world travelers:

Marco Polo, Christopher Columbus, Ferdinand Magellan, Mark Twain, Ewan McGregor, and Charles A. Veley (Currently first-place in the world according to the website             mosttraveledpeople.com, who at age 43 has visited 633 countries/autonomous regions, or 94% of the world).

Anyone traveling in the age of anti-diarrhea medicine, readily available cotton socks, paved roads and granola bars is a lightweight. 

RPP: After returning from your journey, what is the most underrated place you visited in terms of overall Awesomeness?

Mongolia.  For immersing yourself in someplace that feels absolutely different from life as you’re used to it, it can’t be beaten.  In the countryside of Mongolia you can easily feel as though you’ve been transported to the 8th century.  In the capital city of Mongolia you can easily feel as though you’ve transported to a horrible apocalyptic version of the 1970s. 

RPP: In the Ridiculous Race Movie, who would play the main characters?  (From the illustrations in the book Nicolas Cage immediately springs to mind…)

It should be turned into a chick flick starring Reese Witherspoon as me and Anne Hathaway as Vali. 

RPP: Before you began your journey, you describe a world circumnavigation as “the kind of journey the grand nineteenth-century adventurers dreamed up at the gentlemen’s club.”  Do you still have the same sense of wonderment now that you’ve done it, or has that proverbial itch now been scratched?

Unfortunately I am uncured.  Ships are a consistent problem.  You’d think after two weeks on a freighter I’d be over it.  But I can’t look at a ship without at least sorta wishing I was on it. 

RPP:  Perhaps the most important question: Have you begun thinking about the sequel?  And if so, are you and Vali open to accepting a gentleman’s challenge from worthy and honorable contenders?

I don’t think we want to spend our entire lives competing in frivolous wagers.  But that being said: we’re listening. 

You can pick up The Ridiculous Race online at amazon.com or pretty much any place that books are sold, as this is how I stumbled upon it!  As I said before, this book is RIDICULOUS FUN - Please support these great authors and pick it up!  I promise you will laugh so hard you can almost count it as an ab workout!

~ J. Twice

Monday, September 15, 2008

Italians Invade Seattle!



This weekend we were happy to welcome our good Sicilian friends Giuseppe and Valeria to the Pacific Northwest!  Giuseppe is the starting Tight End / Fullback on the Catania Elephants, and his girlfriend Valeria was one of Christie's best friends in Catania.  They have an incredible spirit - and were curious to experience America the way we tackled Italy.

The dynamic duo flew into San Diego, and have spent the last two weeks working their way up the West Coast.  The purpose of their vacation was two-fold:  1) FOOTBALL.  They caught a UCLA game in the Rose Bowl, and a Monday Night Raiders Game in Oakland.  While in Seattle, they did a college/pro double header, watching Oklahoma destroy the University of Washington Huskies 55-13 on Saturday then the Seattle Seahawks' overtime loss to the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday.  2) FUN.  They spent time in the Los Angeles area with George, our defensive coordinator in Catania, and have visited many others along the way.  They have also made it a point to try American cuisine, mostly in the form of McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Denny's, and Pizza Hut.  (To name a few).  3) SHOPPING.  The recovery of the U.S. economy may directly be linked to the amount of time Giuseppe and Valeria stay in the country.  They have hit the outlets hard, and currently have filled the entire trunk and backseat of their rental car with shopping bags.  Stay tuned to see if they can bring them all home!

They arrived into the Seattle area on Friday night, and we took them out on Puget Sound using Johnny Time - our family's boat.  

Off we go...

The Girls enjoying the 'No Wake Zone.'

Mt. Ranier at 14,000 feet looms high above the Puget Sound - not unlike Mount Etna?

The Happy Couple

Surrounding our boat was what Giuseppe called "Foca!"  It means seals, and actually is the nickname for one of our Catania teammates due to his tackling style.  Pretty funny!

Valeria poses in front of the Chihuly Glass Museum.  Tacoma is the world's #2 place for blown glass, behind Murano outside of Venice.  Who knew?

Food here is just... BIGGER!  Giuseppe attempts to take down 3 pieces of Alaskan Cod as the local fish 'n chips.  When in England, I learned that 'fish' there means singular... in the US its plural!

And as for Pizza, it's exponentially bigger here!  This chicken parmesan pizza with pesto sauce made Valeria's eyes bulge out of her head!

Magic Hour for our guests!

Christie and Valeria enjoy dusk.

The moon rises over Mount Ranier.

There is a proverbial saying that the only way to unwind after a great day on a boat is with Nintendo Wii, so we felt obligated to play!  

In the first game of Tennis, Valeria smashed a forehand to beat 'Peppe 40-Love.

Payback was found in boxing, as Giuseppe's upper-cut sent Valeria to the ground!

I couldn't let this go unchallenged, so I stepped in with a quick TKO.

~ J. Twice