Sunday, October 18, 2009

Goats on the Roof


The almost world famous goat roof of coombs - a Vancouver Island must see.

If you've ever wanted to go to a town where the roofs are made of grass and there are goats, then I have a place built to your exact specifications: Coombs. It's a tourist trap north of Nanaimo, but delightfully quirky.




Where they live




Hello there.








As an added bonus they have great hot sauce...




Plus cool statues for Christie and Marnie...




Myself ...




And interesting wooden sculptures for George contreras' new sculpture of the day contest.





posted from my iPhone... and yes, the resolution of photos from there is not as good. Don't worry - I'm working on it.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

A whole new world

This just in from the 21st century - I can now post blogs from my iPhone. Everyone better get ready cause it's going to come fast and furious now! The pic below was taken this morning around 7:30 am as we made our way onto the water for the 2009 brown's bay chum fishing derby. I snagged 4 big salmon and increased my manliness 41%. full story at 11. Holla!




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Posted from my iPhone

Ps why did I just write holla?

Friday, October 16, 2009

Vancouver Island, Day 1

JJ and Bud with the catch of the day. I'm not the best fisherman, but had a blast trying today!


If I told you I drove from Puyallup to Tsawwassen, your first question might be regarding what continent I was on. Perhaps you would think that we’d returned to Europe, or maybe the Indian sub-continent. (Not sure the exact definition of sub-continent but it sounds very collegiate and/or exotic.) But chances are you have Google Maps – or know where I’m from – and would eventually be able to decipher that our drive took us from Washington State up to British Columbia in order to grab a ferry to Vancouver Island, Canada for the weekend to visit family and friends.

Vancouver Island lies just off the coast of the Canadian mainland, a mix of wild beauty and laid-back living. Like its counterpart, the San Juan Islands in the US, “The Island” as the locals call it is a world away from the stress of the big city life across the water. The US originally claimed Vancouver Island in the 1800s but gave it to Great Britain in the Oregon Treaty of 1846. It is the largest island on the west coast of North America at 280 miles long, and with 32,000 square kilometers (sorry to switch to metric) is two-thirds the size of England!

Very typical Vancouver Island coastline. I grabbed this pic off the net because I haven't had a chance to shoot myself... yet!

Traingulate yourself!

The travel went without a hitch, and our two-hour crossing of the Georgia Straight brought us to the town of Nanaimo, halfway up the island. Here we are stopped for two days to visit Christie’s cousin Mandy, who has two children (Caity and Lilah) with Bud. They are great people, and it has been two long years since we have seen them.

Didn't see any Orca (Killer) Whales... but you can imagine what it would have been like if we did! Huh, huh!


As anyone who reads this blog can attest, I love new life experiences. I’ll go anywhere and do anything. That is why I was really excited to come here on a different level – as it provided me the opportunity to do a number of outdoor activities I normally don’t get to. Bud is an awesome guy and he was so kind as to invite me fly-fishing on Friday and deep-sea fishing on Saturday. I was pumped.



A cute picture of Caity that I took near the window this morning. She is hilarious - cute and absolutely comical with her one-liners. Once, upon getting in trouble for not listening at the store, she started crying, "I want to listen!"

Now, I’m not the most “out-doorsy” person, and this is where Bud was going to have to help me. In fact, on the spectrum between John Deer and J. Crew, I probably land closer to city slicker. It’s not that I lack the Man Gene, rather I’ve always just been busy playing on a team while other boys learned to hunt and gather. However, being on Vancouver Island puts you smack dab into the middle of Man Country, where your natural surroundings are meant to be hunted, fished, and conquered with testosterone pumping through your veins. This atmosphere helped me to do two things I normally wouldn‘t do:

1) Admire a friend’s gun collection. Bud has a half dozen; each designed to hunt a different species of animal. He set me up to look out the scope of his 70 mm anti-aircraft gun (not the exact model but that’s what my imagination told me it could do), which was pointed out the window. I found this a strange perch for a sniper. I complimented its range while pretending that the neighbor a few houses down washing his car wasn’t in range. I asked about the sawed off shotgun, “That’s for shootin’ people!” he joked. I laughed nervously.

2) Help load a pick-up truck & get my hands dirty. The only time I’m ever around trucks is when I’m moving. In fact, if I had to summarize the role of trucks in my life, it would fall under the ‘cardboard box transit’ heading. Today while attempting to assist Bud in packing the back of his truck, I got what appeared to be dirt on my hands. “You know that’s cow sh&#, right?” Bud said with a laugh. No I Did Not. (It would be funny to me 5 minutes later.)

But the coolest thing I got to do on my first full day of Vancouver Island was to go fly-fishing with Bud. Let's put it in perspective: the last fish I caught was a sunfish. I was seven. Both of these facts are pathetic. I chose not to reveal this to Bud, for fear that it would become fodder for gossip between his group of Manly Men after our departure. Instead, I jumped at the chance to go fly-fishing – and ended up having an absolute blast. (Chris, you'd be proud!) Bud hooked me up with all the gear, including a pontoon boat, waders (like a wet suit designed for being in the water), and pole. We fished at a local lake, using the pontoon boats to cruise around with our feet in the water (inside the wetsuits of course). We caught three rainbow trout – officially one was mine – and had chances for many more. It was very interesting being in someone else’s world and getting to experience their passion – much like football is my domain. Here’s a few videos from our day:


Bud gets fish #1 - very good size!
VICTORY: The first (official) fish of my adult life!
For dinner, we had a true Vancouver Island feast: Fresh stuffed salmon, organic beans and carrots, jasmine rice, pinot grigio, and tiramisu. (OK, there’s still a little Italian in us.) The salmon was actually caught by four-year-old Caitlyn! It was delicious, and I kept thinking to myself, “Where else can you enjoy fresh fish caught by your host’s toddler?” Europe may have its charms, but sometimes you can find equally as unique places in your own backyard.

The young angler ready to eat her catch!

Now it’s time for bed – the Brown’s Bay deep-sea fishing derby is tomorrow.


~ J. Twice

Bill Simmons: A Revelation

Bill Simmons book, minus coffee stain




Yesterday I was walking through the Dollar Store when I spotted a curious find: a book section. It caught me by surprise, as in these havens of savings I’m usually relegated to dutifully following my wife through row after row of useless junk. Stuff you would only buy and take directly to a garage sale – where you could probably turn a nifty profit. These stores all have a claustrophobic, lit-a-little-too-brightly-by-fluorescent-light feeling. If you haven’t gathered it already, I hate them. Yet somehow, I had found an oasis of sanity stuffed between the plastic army men ($1), wrapping paper ($1), and ash trays (yep, $1.)

I ended up selecting Now I Can Die in Peace by Bill Simmons, although I felt a little ashamed paying just $1 for what is sure to be a delightful read. (Bill, I swear it was the coffee stain.) Simmons writes ESPN’s “Sports Guy” column that appears on Page 2 and The Magazine, and has a natural comic wit that earned him a place on Jimmy Kimmel’s writing staff. He also is a die-hard Red Sox fan – but then again the die-hard is almost implied for baseball’s most emotionally attached team. So far I’m only about 20 pages into his memoir of Boston overcoming The Curse, but already its provided a number of LOLs and a well-above average integer* of SAC.

In the first chapter, Simmons outlines his ‘rules for sports fans’ that he will implement when he is named Commissioner of Sports. Not sure the exact date of his future appointment, but it got me thinking about being a fan – and how much easier fanhood would be if everyone would follow these rules. Because let’s face it, there are far too many fair-weather, bandwagon-jumping fans than should be allowed in the US. Simmons compares them to child molesters in prison. I’m not that harsh, but just because your squad is losing now doesn’t mean you can put a ‘throwback’ on in a few years when they make their Super Bowl run. No one is saying this, but these bandwagon fans may be to blame for the economic downtown… or perhaps that was just everyone getting iPhones and forgetting that their bosses expected them to actually do something between 9-5.

Through Bill’s rules, I learned why I love the Seahawks (Rule #2, if your city has a team, you MUST support them) and why I like the Lakers (Rule #6, if your home town team moves away, aka Sonics, you are allowed to switch allegiance but only under certain circumstances – mine is rule 5b, when a friend signs with that team.) However, his first rule of fanhood exposed a major sin that I must confess:

RULE #1 – No sports bigamy – you have to select ONE TEAM in each sport. Or as he puts it, “you CANNOT unconditionally love two teams at the same time when there’s a remote chance that they might go head-to-head someday.” This one caught me red-handed, for since adapting the English Premier League as my soccer league of choice, I’ve rooted for both Manchester United and Chelsea. That’s like rooting for the Celtics AND Lakers in the 80s. Or the Yankees AND Red Sox (ever) – I gotta stop! From now on, it’s just the Blues (Chelsea) for me.



Franky Lampard has silenced all opposition: I'm a Chelsea guy now.

~ J. Twice

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wifey Highlights

In football, highlights are king. It's all about the deep bomb or bone-crunching hit, set to music and accompanied by a witty line from a Sportscenter anchor. But what about said anchors who are delivering such lines? Don't they deserve a highlight reel of their own?

They do, only in "the biz" it is not called a highlight reel... it's a "demo tape" used to showcase his or her skills. My wife has a new one, and in my unbiased opinion, it's really good. So check her out - professionally of course. And then maybe pass this to your friend, the one who works for a great TV station with a job opening, who will in turn give us a call. I'm just saying... enjoy!




~ J. Twice

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

THAT GUY: Insane Fullback

Every football player remembers playing with, at some point in their career, "THAT GUY." The one whose name is not nearly as important as his exploits - on and off the field. The guy who punches a coach. Who may or may not be on steroids. The one who thinks that the "N" on Nebraska's helmet stands for Knowledge. You get the idea.

Making an early case for 2009 THAT GUY OF THE YEAR is Seattle Seahawks Fullback Owen Schmitt, who got a little too fired up during the announcement of the starting lineups before their 41-0 victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars on Saturday. Check it:





~ J. Twice

Wooden Turns 99!

Happy Birthday to one of the best coaches of ALL-TIME! He is Class with a capital C! Here he sits down with ESPN's Rick Reilly. Enjoy!